Rates + Info 

I am un-vax'd!!

If you have had the current c19 jab then wait 24 months if you had a booster. Do a detox protocol. see faq page.

This is a preference, not a requirement.  Although if you're planning on taking a 4th shot or more than do not bother booking an appointment with me. Shedding is real. Also if you took the MRNA flu jab (yes, it's in the flu jab now) then don't book. If you are fearful of getting sick then let me know and I will educate you.

Available 3:00pm till 11:30pm daily. INCALL in Old Town Scottsdale. OUTCALL in phoenix and scottsdale depending on distance and quality of hotel.

Same day appointments are available from 5pm till around 12 midnight. Outcall is available 8pm till 10:30pm

I accept cash, Venmo,cc's with 2.6% processing fee, cash app. Read FAQ page for cancellation policy.

I do not answer random phone numbers. Please text me or fill out screening page.

Incall Erotic Massage (deep tissue, professionally trained and nude)

(Yes, I have a massage table)

1. Incall level 1 Erotic Massage in Old Town. For clients who love a relaxing deep tissue massage plus releasing tension at the end. 

$200 for one hour.

$250 for 1.5 hours

2. Incall Level 2 Erotic Massage.

$240 for one hour 

$280 for 1.5 hours 

includes translated French. If you have no idea what this means go to urbandictionary.com

3. Incall Level 3 Mutual Touch  Erotic massage. 

$300 for one hour

$350 for 1.5 hours 

$400 outcall to hotels. Or $450 for 90 minutes.

This is a level 2 with Mutual Touch/massage 

This is more visual 

light body surfing on massage table 

light tease and denial

translated French, (and maybe DATY)

for clients who may or may not want to massage me.

Must not be taking blood pressure meds.

My ideal client is not a control freak. non jabbed Under 55yrs old. In reasonable shape. No masks. No brainwashed people. No zombies.* Older clients are welcome to the Level one and Level two sessions.

Must be non jabbed or only had two MRNA shots. Or only one J&J. 

 50 yr or younger only. In shape. Body hair trimmed. Must not be taking blood pressure meds. No alcohol.

No East Indians. Must speak fluent English.

Fill out screening page.

Incall Massage+full $450 hr. 45 minutes is $400

 Shorter visit (30 minute) is $380 (return clients only).

Outcall to hotels in Scottsdale and Phoenix $550 for up to 90 min. 2hrs $650. Always present your donation in an envelope or something similar.